Louis Parperis - Orwell 63-70: "This photo of the cast of Emmerdale Farm appeared on Facebook yesterday morning, but I was too distressed by the sight of Peter Alexander (second from left in the back row) and needed to recover in a darkened room before sharing it here. I have to confess that I have never seen a complete episode of the Yorkshire version of Dallas, let alone any in which the reformed hooligan from Mannings Lane featured as the eye candy for the visually impaired, but to his credit he invested his earnings wisely and to this day continues to smell of farm animals rather than the cologne he splashed all over his chest in a cigar advert that was shown at one time very frequently after the watershed, as it is known, in order to avoid frightening small children."